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A practicing attorney and semi-professional musician, Walker writes for his own amusement, for the sake of opinion, to garner a couple of laughs, and to perhaps provoke a question or two, but otherwise, he doesn't think it'll amount to much.

chief white house correspondent
member since 2.24.00

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no mosque, no mosque
an open letter to the republican party
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To: Republican Party, United States of America
From: Jeffrey D. Walker, esq., Intrepid Media’s Chief White house Correspondent

Re: Issue selection for the November Mid-Term elections
The Mosque Opposition Conundrum


Warm Greetings to the Grand Old Party:

Before I begin with my main point on the mid-term elections, I just wanted to note that, despite being the “Chief White House Correspondent” for Intrepid Media for almost ten straight years, I still haven’t received a single press pass for any of your events. I’m sure all the requests were submitted though the proper channels, but this is getting a little embarrassing for both of us at this point. I appreciate your anticipated rectification of this matter.

Forgive me also for making this an “open letter". But, for one thing, I’m on a deadline over here, so I’m going to have to fill my August slot while writing to you at the same time. Killing two birds with one stone, as it is. Moreov... 
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Rocko Dorsey
a music project

Pop-Punk trio hailing from Upstate New York

Offsite Link: Rocko Dorsey's myspace

Latest Journal Post: 9/18 in Ithaca w/ New Model Army (from England)
10pm Friday at the Haunt, located at 702 Willow Ave., Ithaca, NY. $12 cover. See more info: ( http://www.thehaunt.com/index.php?option=com_events&task=view_detail&agid=127&year=2009&month=09&day=18&Itemid=28 )
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re: no mosque, no mosque

Although I disagree with you, you make the kind of common sense argument I would have made on the other side. If political debate were more like this, we'd be in a lot better shape right now.

re: no mosque, no mosque

I would feel much more charitable towards the G.O.P. if they realized the absurd extent of their hypocrisy.

re: no mosque, no mosque

A little sanity. Thanks.

re: the men who stare at boobs

This. Is. Brilliant.

re: the men who stare at boobs

Funny and provocative. Title is once in a lifetime. Nice work, Jeff.



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