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1. a beautiful hind
a list and some tidbits
writing - lifestyle
2.15.02 : feature column!

I write lots of first drafts. I've got piles and files of first drafts. Sometimes I pick one and do eight hundred revisions until it's thoroughly blanched, so smooth you can't even read it, like a perfect skipping rock. Five minutes later it's tsh-tsh-tsh...gone. 3-D Mud Madness (1983); Alley Cats: The Saga of the Raging Cow (1983); Caught From Behind 2: The Sequel (1983); For Your Thighs Only (1984); Stiff Competition (1984); Kinky Business (1984); Wizard of Ahhhs, The (1985); You're the Boss...
2. the list of things i got
a list of things i've got.
humor - lifestyle
8.22.01 : feature column!

There's a girlfriend. There's a motorcycle. There's cigarettes. There's a mother. There's a little sister, when there's money. There's a dog. There's an apartment. There's an ex-girlfriend's sofa that the current girlfriend is buying so there’ll be rent. There's a black and white TV I found in the closet. There's an Atari®. There's nine games: Centipede, Bezerk, Combat, Pitfall, Canyon Bomber, Breakout, Outlaw, Missile Command and Moon Patrol. There's a toaster (thanks Mom, where are you?). Ther...



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re: a beautiful hind

You fucking rock.

re: a beautiful hind

Wonderful stuff. But I want to read more about it all.

re: a beautiful hind

Argh. I'm conflicted, but it's because you're getting me at the wrong time for this column. I'm in the middle of a big McSweeney's backlash and this reads like so much of their stuff. In another time, I'd probably call it excellent, but in fairness I've seen so much identical to it, my opinion is quashed. It's all you, not me.

re: a beautiful hind

Quite possibly one of the top 10 best ever on this site.

re: a beautiful hind

This is a GREAT column. Love the first paragraph, and it keeps getting better. I'll even go so far as to say that I'd love it even WITHOUT the porn references! But probably not as much.

re: a beautiful hind

Stunning! I love a column that makes me read it again.

re: a beautiful hind

Unusual. Like peanut butter in my chocolate unusual. Consequently, very tasty.

re: a beautiful hind

Great column, Jason. You have a terrific voice, and this piece works really well.

re: a beautiful hind

These train of thought/slice of life things can be really hit or miss, but I'd have to say you definitely hit.

re: the list of things i got

There's a great piece of writing. There's indications of a plot. There's where I'm wrong. There's not enough space. There's too much insight.

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